Are you tired of this junk? Every godforsaken day it's the same pile of spam. Your inbox is a mess, and your patience is wearing thin. We have to do something about this. It's time to fight back!
- Block all spam emails you receive.
- Unsubscribe from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Employ a good spam filter.
Don't let these freeloaders win! Stand up the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can do this!
My Inbox is Drowning in Goddamn Spam
I hate getting spam. It's like an endless torrent of garbage clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten completely out of hand. I'm talking about really creepy spam that makes me want to throw my computer.
- This spam is
- are sending
- some really weird stuff
I've tried blocking them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a Sisyphean.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and live off the grid
Screw You
Are they seriously this blind to give in to this bullshit? I'm done of seeing your lame attempts at scamming innocent people. {Get a real job|Find something better to do and leave us alone.
- Stop spamming
- Your ads make me sick
- {Go away forever|Just go away
Shove The Damn Outta Here With That Crap
You know what really pisses me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible crap in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these jerks/bastards/idiots think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Pick up to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Fuckest Thing Ever Invented
Dude, seriously? Spam is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Invasion that just won't Quit. You Strive to Keep a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Garbage from some Jerk trying to sell you something RidiculousAbsolute Nonsense. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
Honestly, WeNeed to. It's like a Cancer on the internet. A Nightmare that just won't Quit. I know there are people who actually Profit off of spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Aggravation.
Seriously, These Emails Are the Worst
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. It feels like constantly, I’m getting bombarded with these stupid spam click here emails that promise me riches. It's enough to make me want to chuck my computer out the window. I swear, if I see one more message for a "guaranteed" lottery win, I’m going to implode.
- {Seriously|Just stop
- Get this crap outta my inbox!
- I think I need to move off the grid.